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In Which Occurs A Very Muppet Scotchpocalypse
“Macallan’s, anyone?” Miss Piggy said, And batted those eyelashes. “Damn, you know, That frog picked him a woman!” Oscar’s head Was already a-spin. It’s ever so, However, that a muppet, offered scotch Must drink it, ev’ry time it’s offered. Soon The bottle drained, this pair was much debauched, And Oscar took advantage of her swoon. [...]